Advanced Fighting Fantasy
Leopold the Leper
An old man with no legs who uses two stupidly long crutches to get about on. He is usually one of the most miserable and depressing people it would be your misfortune ever to meet. He has a stupidly long white beard and a bald head.
Leopold is constantly grumbling about how people today have no respect. “No respect.” is his most often spoken phrase. It is said that the gods gave him leprosy so he would have something real to grumble about. Leopold doesn’t think the gods have much respect either.